gmail invites
What's the deal with folks? I have gmail invites and nobody wants any. Fuck ya than man. I'll just keep 'em until the invites get low like they were before Christmas and ya'll start begging and pleading and I'll remind ya, "Oh no, I had some, but YOU didn't want 'em THEN, but noooooo."
Maybe peeps are just feeling like they don't need a 1g email, but to me it's much more than that. It's the ability to search through all your emails to find that one from last month where that chic sent you the dirty picture of herself, so you can gaze in sin at it some more. That's what it is to me man. I like the conversation thing too. So I can keep up with who has emailed what and when, but than again, nobody emails me anyway, so what's the point. I feel like that Jewel poem where she talks about the phone that never rings and a cold room or somethingOrTheOther. I'd keep her warm, little cute thing. That's what I need, a little hoochi momma with a lot of money. I'd be faithful. Promise! And do anything that you want me to do, even illegal stuff. How many folks will say that to ya. HUH?
Other things in the news:
Earthquakes.(Tsunami Death is at 52,000. Unbelievable and disgusting. Here in a America it wouldn't have been nowhere near that because of the technology that we have. That WE have.) Maybe we could practice a little Open Source.
--Yushchenko won (You can steal the election, poison the guy with TCDD Dixon but you can't stop him. Got to admire a fella' like that.)
--Some jackass wanttabe Cracker is defacing php websites. Read more about that HERE. If you read this you crackerass, "You're a fuckin idgit, that's worse than an idiot, you're a worthless dumb dickless shithead. Get a life you fat fuck."
--The University of Chicago seems to think that we Humans are smarter than animals. That shows how smart they are. Heheheh. That was funny. You were suppose to laugh. (I'll keep an eye for your sense of humor. Don't worry, I'm sure it'll turn up.)
--And, Stocks lifted. For how long? I'm not wanting to get my hopes up just yet, but I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
Later taters,
Zymosius
Maybe peeps are just feeling like they don't need a 1g email, but to me it's much more than that. It's the ability to search through all your emails to find that one from last month where that chic sent you the dirty picture of herself, so you can gaze in sin at it some more. That's what it is to me man. I like the conversation thing too. So I can keep up with who has emailed what and when, but than again, nobody emails me anyway, so what's the point. I feel like that Jewel poem where she talks about the phone that never rings and a cold room or somethingOrTheOther. I'd keep her warm, little cute thing. That's what I need, a little hoochi momma with a lot of money. I'd be faithful. Promise! And do anything that you want me to do, even illegal stuff. How many folks will say that to ya. HUH?
Other things in the news:
Earthquakes.(Tsunami Death is at 52,000. Unbelievable and disgusting. Here in a America it wouldn't have been nowhere near that because of the technology that we have. That WE have.) Maybe we could practice a little Open Source.
--Yushchenko won (You can steal the election, poison the guy with TCDD Dixon but you can't stop him. Got to admire a fella' like that.)
--Some jackass wanttabe Cracker is defacing php websites. Read more about that HERE. If you read this you crackerass, "You're a fuckin idgit, that's worse than an idiot, you're a worthless dumb dickless shithead. Get a life you fat fuck."
--The University of Chicago seems to think that we Humans are smarter than animals. That shows how smart they are. Heheheh. That was funny. You were suppose to laugh. (I'll keep an eye for your sense of humor. Don't worry, I'm sure it'll turn up.)
--And, Stocks lifted. For how long? I'm not wanting to get my hopes up just yet, but I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
Later taters,
Zymosius
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